Lyrics:

Cheap is small and not too steepBut best of all cheap is cheapCircumstance has forced my handTo be a cut price person in a low budget landTimes are hard but we’ll all surviveI just got to learn to economizeI’m on a low budgetI’m on a low budgetI’m not cheap, you understandI’m just a cut price person in a low budget landExcuse my shoes they don’t quite fitThey’re a special offer and they hurt me a bitEven my trousers are giving me painThey were reduced in a sale so I shouldn’t complainThey squeeze me so tight so I can’t take no moreThey’re size 28 but I take 34I’m on a low budgetWhat did you sayI’m on a low budgetI thought you said thatI’m on a low budgetI’m a cut price person in a low budget landI’m shopping at woolworth and low discount storesI’m dropping my standards so that I can buy more[quality costs, but quality wastes,So I’m giving up all of my expensive tastes.Caviar and champagne are definite no’s,I’m acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]Low budget sure keeps me on my toesI count every penny and I watch where it goesWe’re all on our uppers we’re all going skintI used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mintsI’m on a low budgetWhat did you sayYea I’m on a low budgetI thought you said thatI’m on a low budgetI’m a cut price person in a low budget landI’m on a low budgetLow budgetLow budgetArt takes time, time is moneyMoney’s scarce and that ain’t funnyMillionaires are things of the pastWe’re in a low budget film where nothing can lastMoney’s rare there’s none to be foundSo don’t think I’m tight if I don’t buy a roundI’m on a low budgetWhat did you sayYes I’m on a low budgetI thought you said thatI’m on a low budgetI’m a cut price person in a low budget landI’m on a low budgetSay it againLow budgetOne more timeLow budget[i look like a tramp, but don’t write me off,I’ll have you all know, I was once a toughAt least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own,But everything else is on permanent loan.Once all my clothes were made by hand,Now I’m a cut price person in a low budget land.I’m on a low budgetI’ll have you all knowWe’re on a low budgetI’m on a low budget]