Lyrics:

The birds they make faces at me
It's all a big conspiracy
They start to sing when I try to sleep
It drives me mad
They're calling
Under my rock
It never stops
I love them though, they're all I've got
My army of birds and gulls
Pelicans and turtledoves
I wish that they
Could pick me up
Fly me around
I've had enough
Feet on the ground
Walking around
Communicate without a sound
But I know it won't happen
Because I love the taste of chicken
My army of birds and gulls
Pelicans and turtledoves
My army of birds and gulls
Pelicans and turtledoves