Lyrics:

Ok...
This is a song that uh...
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh...
Not too many Chanukah songs
So uh...
I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs
Here We Go...

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need 'Deck the Halls' or 'Jingle Bell Rock'
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not but guess who is
All three Stooges

So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrte Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If your really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah