Lyrics:

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,Here I am at Camp GrenadaCamp is very entertainingand they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.I went hiking with Joe SpivyHe developed poison ivyYou remember Leonard SkinnerHe got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.All the counselors hate the waitersAnd the lake has alligatorsAnd the head coach wants no sissiesSo he reads to us from something called Ulysses.Now I don't want this should scare yaBut my bunkmate has malariaYou remember Jeffrey HardyThey're about to organize a searching party.Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate GrenadaDon't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house withother boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,How's my precious little bruddah?Let me come home if ya miss meI will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,Playing baseball, gee that's better,Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.