Lyrics:

Spread the word
Through me God is heard
You¹re making me laugh
Tell me your killin¹ joke
Evangelist
You¹re making me laugh
Jesus saves
But only after I¹ve been paid
You¹re making me laugh
Tell me your killin¹ joke
Evangelist
End your hoax

God say¹s have a T.V. show
God say¹s baby do some blow
God say¹s taxes are a sin
God say¹s pour the money in

Rape the poor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh

Never, never, ever sin
Unless God say¹s to stick it in
You¹re making me laugh
Tell me your killin¹ joke
Evangelist
The truth can choke
Defrocked from your seat
Don¹t shit where you set
You¹re making me laugh
Tell me your killin¹ joke
That God talks to you
There¹s no hope

God say¹s have a T.V. show
God say¹s baby do some blow
God say¹s taxes are a sin
God say¹s pour the money in

Rape the floor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh

God say¹s have a swimming pool
God say keep the doghouse cool
God say¹s planes and boats and cars
God say¹s have an amusement park

God say¹s go and masturbate
God say¹s file taxes lets
God say¹s paint your face all sick
God say¹s be a real prick
God say¹s have a T.V. show
God say¹s baby do some blow
God say¹s taxes are a sin
God say¹s pour the money in

Chorus