Lyrics:

I woke up, can?'t wait to eat

Got my cereal, boy was I beat

Opened the fridge, and to my dismay

There was no milk, my mother will pay


I want some milk!

My coffee grows cold

I want some milk!

I should?'ve been told


I wish I had some goddamn milk

My cheerios just ain?'t the same

I wish I had some goddamn milk

Too bad the milkman never came


I can?'t go, out to the store

I?'ll just wait ?'till mommy buys more

I?'ll just have, wheat thins and beer

If I get sick the toilet is near