Lyrics:

Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
Doctor Goldfoot
The wildest scene, that you've ever seen
There once was a man with a machine
Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
Whenever he needed a girl on the scene
Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
He'd push a button, whoa!
And just like nothing
A girl would appear
I mean right here
The cutest girl in the whole wide world
And she would behave just like a slave, whoa!
Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
Doctor Goldfoot
The wildest scene, that you've ever seen
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, beware of the man with the machine
Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
He's really quite mad, and a devilish fiend
Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
He'd been a lover for Frankenstein's mother
He's got no heart but he plays his part
You better beware he comes along to stare
Each up on the road with a Mr. Hassle, whoa!
Doctor Goldfoot and his bikini machine
Doctor Goldfoot
The wildest scene, that you've ever seen
Doctor Goldfoot (Dr. Goldfoot and his bikini machine)
Doctor Goldfoot (Dr. Goldfoot and his bikini machine)
Doctor Goldfoot (Dr. Goldfoot and his bikini machine)