Lyrics:

I dont know what you must be on
You walked in like Edgar con
Did you fly in on a jet?
Win a million dollar bet?
So let me get my good shoes on
I wanna follow in the same old steps
Where you waltz around like youre the best
Where you garden blooms in May
But it snowing every day
Cause you have everything you want

You must be
The Houdini in my life
But you cant see
I could never be your wife

Cause Im still a lady
No, Im not some witch
That postponed your lines
Im not on the best
Youre Houdini in the state and boy
I cant use a wretch
I know my words wont tell me
Please excuse my French
(Pardone moi)

Today you think youre Erol Flynn
Sharing stories where you think youve been
Your style must be grand, without a passport stamp
Cant you see the twister that youre in
Lie down inside a sea of words
Youre going under, now you wont get hurt
So just give it a rest, this time your more is less
Youre going solo in this dream

You must be
The Houdini in my life
But you cant see
I could never be your wife

Cause Im still a lady
No, Im not some witch
That postponed your lines
Im not on the best
Youre Houdini in the state and boy
I cant use a wretch
I know my words wont tell me
Please excuse my French
(Pardone moi)