Lyrics:

Thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, Thou grand
Wouldst kiss me pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?
Both thine eyes cute
What they do to me
Hear me holler I choose
A sweet lollapoaloosa in thee
I'd feel so rich in a hut for two
Two rooms a kitchen
I'm sure would do
Give me just a plot
Not a lot of land
And thou swell, though witty
Thou grand
Instrumental
Thou swell, thou witty
Thou sweet, thou grand
Wouldst kiss me pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?
Both thine eyes are cute
What they do to me
Hear me holler I choose
A sweet lollapolosa in thee
I'd feel so rich in a hut for two
Two rooms kitchen I'm sure would do
Give me just a plot not a lot of land
And though swell, though witty
Thou sweet, though pretty
Thou swell, though sweet