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MARIAI feel prettyOh so prettyI feel pretty and witty and gayAnd I pityAny girl who isn't me todayI feel charmingOh so charmingIt's alarming how charming I feelAnd so prettyThat I hardly can believe I'm realSee the pretty girl in that mirror there?Who can that attractive girl be?Such a pretty faceSuch a pretty dressSuch a pretty smileSuch a pretty me!I feel stunningAnd entrancingFeel like runningAnd dancing for joyFor I'm lovedBy a pretty wonderful boyGIRLSHave you met my good friend MariaThe craziest girl on the block?You'll know her the minute you see herShe's the one who is in an advanced state of shockShe thinks she's in loveShe thinks she's in SpainShe isn't in loveShe's merely insaneIt must be the heatOr some rare diseaseOr too much to eatOr maybe it's fleasKeep away from herSend for ChinoThis is not the Maria we knowModest and purePolite and refinedWell-bred and matureAnd out of her mind!Miss America, Miss America, speech!Miss America, bravo, speech!MARIAI feel prettyOh so prettyThat the city should give me its keyA committeeShould be organized to honour meI feel dizzyI feel sunnyI feel fizzy and funny and fineAnd so prettyMiss America can just resignSee the pretty girl in that mirror there(What mirror, where?)Who can that attractive girl be?(Which, what, where, whom?)Such a pretty faceSuch a pretty dressSuch a pretty smileSuch a pretty me!MARIA