Lyrics:

To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
(Ken: Hey Barbie, wanna go for a ride?
Barbie; Sure Ken!
Ken: Well, forget it!)

Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
Im a relation to Frankenstiens creation.

Im a bland, homely girl,
All alone in the world, Im as black as a fart,
Thin and lanky.

Ken; You're a dog, get a troll, were you hit my a train?
Wont go near you 'cause your breath is skanky

Dont get touched, Im afraid, cause guys say Im an eyesore,
Ooooh,

Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
Im a relaltion to Frankenstiens creation.

Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me

Boo-hoo-hoo, yeah

Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me

Ooh, ooh,

< Oh, lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: Im sorry, you're just too damn ugly.
Oh, screw you, Ken!!>