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choose from any number of magazineswho do you want to be?billy idol or kool moe dee?if you're afraid they might discover your redneck pastthere are a hundred ways to cover your redneck pastthey'll never send you homeroots!the funny limbs that grow undergroundthat keep you from falling downdon't you think that you'll need them now?just find a place where no one knows of your redneck pastyeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck pastyou'll show them all back homedesoleje suis americanplease cook my steak againje suis americandesoleje ne parle pas francaislaws vary from state to stategetcha some books on tapelearn about holes in spaceif you're afraid they might discover your redneck pastthere are a hundred ways to cover your redneck pastit's good to be back home