Lyrics:

They called him great scott

Because he was great

They called her great susan

Cause she was his date

She climbed in a box

He cut her in two

And when he was through

She was just half a woman



And hed tie her up

Set her on fire

Hed douce her with oil

The crowd would go wild

She was always alright

At the end of the night

But somehow she felt

Like just half a woman



The show went the same way

Year after year

Hed wave his magic wand

Shed disappear

One day she asked

How did this come to be

Somewhere there must be more to me



One day she left



She climbed through the stage

And into the trap door

Under the lions cage

And after a spell

He said what the hell

It was just as well

She was just half a woman