Lyrics:

I have an axe and pistol, my graveyard train

Shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain

I'm drinking TNT, smoking dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me

Hey babe, listen

I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

Oh, you pretty little chicks with your curly hair

I know that you feel that I ain't nowhere

Cause stop what you're doing and come down here

I'll prove to you mama, that I ain't no square

I'm ready, ready as anybody can me

Yeah

I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

Come on, take it

I been drinking gin like never before

Feeling good, I want you to know

One more drink, I wish you would

Take a whole lot of loving to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me

Yeah, I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I said, I'm ready for you, but I hope you're ready for me

Oh yeah, yeah

Oh yeah, yeah