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I used to lead a quiet lifeIn fact it was a bare existenceI passed out on many floorsI don't do that any moreHello my friendsIs everybody happy?Hey look me overLend me an earI'm a conservativeI like the small black marks on my handsI'm a conservativeI like the crazy girls that I screwHey I know them all wellAnd when I run out of bread I laughAll the way to the bankSometimes I pause for a drinkConservatism ain't no easy jobI smile in the morningsI live without a careNothing is denied meAnd nothing ever hurtsI got bored so I'm making my millionsWhen you're conservative you get a better breakYou're always on the rigltt sideWhen you're conservativeYou walk with pridePride is on your sidePride pride prideIs on our sideOh boyPride is on our sideI like my beerI like my breadI love my girlI love my headI'm in the clear manI'm in the dearBecause I'm a conservativeI'm a conservativeI really amOhyeslamAnd it would mean so much to meIf you would only be like meYes it could mean so much to meHey look me overLend me an earI'm a conservative