Lyrics:

Telegram Sam Telegram Sam
you-oo--oo are my main man
Golden nosed slim Golden nosed slim
I-I-I knows where ya bin

Purple pie Pete Purple pie Pete
Your lips are like lightning
girls melt in the heat

Tele-gram Sam You're my main man
Tele-gram Sam You're my main man

Bobby's all right Bobby's all right
He's a natural born poet he's just outa sight

Jungle faced Jake Jungle faced Jake
I say make no mistake about Jungle faced Jake

Tele-gram Sam You're my main man
Tele-gram Sam You're my main man

Bobby's all right Bobby's all right
He's a natural born poet he's just outa sight

Automatic shoes Automatic shoes
Give me 3D vision and the California Blues

Me I funk but I don't care
I aint no square wi' my corkscrew hair

Tele-gram Sam You're my main man
Tele-gram Sam You're my main man
Tele-gram Sam You're my main man

Tele-gram Sam
Tele-gram Sam I'm a howling wolf about you
Tele-gram Sam I'm a howling wolf about you