Lyrics:

8'clock Monday night and I'm waiting,
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me,
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
but she doesn't notice me.

Cause she's watchin wrestling,
creamin over tough guys,
listenin to rap metal,
turntables in her eyes
(chorus)

it's like a bad movie
she's looking through me
if you were me you'd be screaming
someone shoot me as I fail miserably
tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want
cause she's the girl all the bad guys want.

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
her c.d. changes full of singers that are mad at their dad
she said she'd like to score some reefer and a 40
she'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have.

And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
but she'll never notice me

Cause she's watchin wrestlin,
creamin over tough guys,
listenin to rap metal,
turntables in her eyes,
she likes 'em with a mustache,
race track, season pass,
drivin' in a trans am.
does a mullet make a man.

(chorus)

Cuz she's the girl all the bad guys want (repeat 3 times)

There she goes again with fishnets on,
and dreadlocks in her hair
she broke my heart,
I want to be sedated,
all I wanted was to see her naked

Now I'm watchin wrestling
tryin to be a tough guy
listenen to rap metal
turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass
all I gots a moped... (echo 2 times)

(chorus)

cuz she's the girl all the bad guys want (repeat 6 times)
she's the girl all the bad guys-----