Baby pass the aspirin, something's gotta work I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose
I just can't apologize For what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner And I can't call for help
2x Yeah baby, it hurts a bunch The girl's got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch
I think I've got the symptoms and none of them will leave They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grieve It must've been a doozy, I had 200 dreams At least I found my pillow 'cause I can't find my keys
It's hard to remember All of the events But I must've faded out 'Cause all that's left is 50 cents
2x Yeah baby, it hurts a bunch The girl's got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch
Maybe I can call the pharmacy They'll bring something up, something up too sweet Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill With some kind of magic pill
I just can't apologize For what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner And I can't call for help
2x Yeah baby, it hurts a bunch The girl's got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch