Lyrics:

Looking out my window at the moon up in the sky
it is half full or empty I don't know
but it is very bright and beautiful

it is times like this I wonder why I do exist
I know that this is serious but after all it is my little life
I'd like to get it right

so who is this person with my name
who breaks all the funny bone rules?
it's the April fool... that's me!

Now I am not the kind to play a trick
like putting cellophane on toilet seats
or changing all the sugar for the salt
(I wouldn't do that)

then waiting around for some clown
to come around and sit down
and take a sip of tea and look at me
I say, hey, it's not my fault
(I said I wouldn't do that)

but wouldn't it be fine to be in line one time
when you hear the announcement come
'Shoppers, for the next ten minutes
anyone who's dancing in our aisles
gets 50% off everything in the store
that's right, 50% off everything!'
who said that?
it was the April fool... that's me!

I am not opposed to those who love to use their toes
to march in rows and rows, oh no you know
I love a good parade (I think they're very fun)

and I think anyone or two or three or four or more
on any given kitchen floor should have their own parade
(I would support this)

so if you're up to your knees in January's
and you'd love to see February march
be a marching fool and in thirty-one days
becomes an April fool... and that's me!

Looking out my window at the moon up in the sky
it is half full or empty I don't know
but it is very bright!