Lyrics:

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do, hey

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
They gotta have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do, hey

Ba-ba da-dum, ba-ba bow-da d-dow da-dow da-dow, eh
Ba-ba da-dum, ba-ba bow-da d-dow da-dow da-dow
La la la, la-la la, la la la-la

Don't you look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend)
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend (Girlfriend)
Never seem to get a lot (What you got? Not a lot)

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do, hey

Ba-ba da-dum, bow-ba dow-da d-dow da-dow da-dow, eh
Ba-ba da-dum, bow-ba da-da dow da-dow da-dow, eh
Hey uhm-um, hey uhm-um, hey uhm-um, hey uhm-um
Hey uhm-um, hey uhm-um, hey uhm-um, hey uhm-um
La la la, la-la la, la la la-la