Lyrics:

It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice was telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
I thought I better have another one, just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But now my septum is in tatters
And I've still got the runs
It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule
The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel
Several lines are chocking like a glorious game
I bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up- nose
Woo-hoo!

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell (and back)
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)
One way ticket to hell and back (woo!)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell