Lyrics:

And for that matter don't trust anyone.
Quit school, don't work, livin' up your music to punk.
If I could do it so could anyone.

Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

Want to join a punk band, shave your head and get a tattoo.
You don't need talent just sing attitude.
Self instruction, no moral to throw it on me.
For no particular reason beat up everyone.

Drugs are neat, and you can buy 'em relatively cheap.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
NoFx Drugs Are Good