Lyrics:

This modern age we live in
It's hard to figure out
Is anybody out there talkin
Has a clue what they're talking about
There's twisted trends and psychic friends and tabloid UFOs
The wisest man with the best laid plans might
still say I don't know
What do you think? I say well....
They must not be that different
The ass and the hole in the ground
They often are mistaken for each other I have found
Oh and life rewards the ones who try until they
got it down
The difference between the ass and the hole in
the ground
Politics and OJ, Everybody's heard enough
But no amount of talking can change a mind that's been made up
We got Presidential pillow talk, they know just what to say
Whatever side you're on, one thing's for certain either way
They must not be that different
The ass and the hole in the ground
They often are mistaken for each other I have found
Oh and life rewards the ones who try until they
got it down
The difference between the ass and the hole in
the ground
In the morning paper, in the evening news
It seems so easy to tell
When the Lord looks down on the things we do
He might get angry and he might say well
They must not be that different

Guitar Solo

Life rewards the ones who try until they got it down
The difference between the ass the hole,
Yeah their ass and a ho(E)le
The ass and the hole in the ground