I'm just a token of your flirtation Nothing more than a description You're just a guy, Just a kid from a place where your philosophy is a catastrophe Wake up split lip, you're not that cool Put your words in quotes then call yourself Vegan Turn up, off, on your stupid song and sing Words about the things you know And what you think you have to show her As for myself, I think it's obvious that I'm envious of you Tell me now what you've got to look forward to I hear they're hiring at the dairy queen Your whole story has been a disappointment Your poetry is just a joke to me Anything and everything about the affection That you get when what you've got then 10 times 42, what's that got to do with anything this song's about This jealousy I'll do without Where am I in this fairytale, This nightingale counters what I had in mind And leaves me depressed and despised