Lyrics:
In your little black bookYou've got the namesAnd the favourite persuasionsOf the people in the headlinesI'm in there under AAnd I'm rated under BYou've got photographs to prove itAnd I swear to God it's not meYou've got a hard heartBeing hard is your artYou think love is a dirty dirty wordYou pick up the phoneAnd you ring me when I'm at homeAnd then you put it downAnd I'm reaching for my valiumMy secret lifeLiving lifeOn a knife edge of lifeTell my wifeAnd she's just had a breakdownAnd II'm not richBut you know I'm top in my pitchAnd you'll ruin the lotFinish everything I've gotMy secret lifeSecret lifeI'll give you anythingAnything to shut you upWhy do you hate me so muchWhat have I ever done to youBut leave youI don't want to playCat and MouseHave the neighbours looking over At my houseAll the secret smilesWhen I walk in the roomAnd I think I'm going toCrack up soonI'm going to run awayFind a place in the darkWhere I don't have to hearThe nasty nasty talkChange my sexChange my hairBe hard to find anywhereMy secret lifeLiving lifeOn a knife edge of lifeTell my wifeAnd she's just had a breakdownAnd II'm not richBut you know I'm top in my pitchAnd you'll ruin the lotFinish everything I've gotMy secret lifeSecret lifeMy secret life (x5)