Lyrics:

I take the cue from Certain People I Know,
I use the cue and then I hand it on to you.
And when I swing it so it catches his eye,
Would you dare? You'd have died.

I trust the views of Certain People I Know,
They look at danger and they laugh their heads off.
Their clothes are imitation George The Twenty-Third,
Don't you find life absurd?

I'd hate to be like Certain People I Know,
They break their necks and can't afford to get them fixed.
And they'd sacrifice all of their principles for,
'Anything casual' --
I, I do believe it's terrible.
Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah