Lyrics:

And now it's time for 'Silly Songs with Larry'
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
So without further ado, 'Silly Songs with Larry'

'The Water Buffalo Song'
(sung)
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast, but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooh
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a—

Stop it, stop, stop right this instant!
What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo
When everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
'Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?'
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!

This has been 'Silly Songs with Larry'
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing

Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink, but mine is blue (Ahh!)
Hers was small but—