Lyrics:

Narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So, without further ado, silly songs with Larry.

Larry: The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast, but mine is slow.
Oh, where do we get them, I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store.
Got his head caught in the door.
Spilled some lima beans on the floor.
Oh, everybody's got a --

Asparagus: Stop! Stop this instant! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everyone does *not* have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters in the mail saying, 'Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo.
Yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but --

Asparagus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!