Lyrics:

The Water Buffalo song
Everybody's got a water Buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know
But everybody's got a water Buffalo, ooh
I took my Buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lime and beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a (stop it)
Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water Buffalo
When everyone does not have a water Buffalo
We're going to get nasty letters saying, 'Where's my water Buffalo?'
'Why don't I have a water Buffalo?'
And are you prepared to deal with that?
I don't think so, just stop being so silly
This has been silly songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing
Everybody's got a baby Kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but (ah-ah-ah)