Lyrics:

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call
I'll see you on Sunday
Good-bye, I love you.
But,
If this is you,
You can suck my tick!
If it's my boss,
Fudge you! I quit!
Anyone else,
You can do the same
Don't leave a message,
Unless you're viking lame!