Lyrics:

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.
Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

Alone on my Birthday,
I'm going to Denny's 10 times today
No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom didn't have an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But i guess it's my good fortune my birthday's today OK

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days i'm in hell, oh well
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
(spank me)
Oh well
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I can't believe you forgot my birthday
It's my birthday and you're wrecking it
Now it's just like any other day
You didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature...
FUCK YOU for forgetting my birthday
You didn't do what i say today

24 hours no wishing well
Now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Happy Birthday to me!!!