Oh Tokyo, lived Shintaro Little koga ninjas tried to take him away But Shintaro he's not alone Got Koga ninjas of his own They help him in the fight Look out here come the samurai Gisha girls with silk and curls Giggle about this guy They want to comb his pony tail Become Mrs. Samurai
But he's a fat little jap chap But don't you tell him that He might slice you in two Or get tombay the mist on to you