Lyrics:

Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up, get it up, woo
I fucked Dolly Parton, I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell and I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds
My country boner, it won't go down
It won't go down (get it up, get it up)
(Gotta get it, get it up) it won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My country boner, it won't go down
I fucked Willie Nelson, I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam (almost choked him)
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked 'em
I fucked the Judds (he fucked the Judds)
I fucked the Judds (he fucked the Judds)
My country boner, it won't go down
It won't go down (get it up, get it up)
(Gotta get it, get it up) it won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My country boner, it won't go down (woo)
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee, yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee, yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee, wodel-lay-hee-hoo
That's how we do it
(Woo)
I fucked Alabama, I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-haw (hee-haw)
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass when I fucked his big white ass
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
It won't go down (it fucking won't go)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (so what lt' won't go)
It won't go down (so what lt' won't go)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (it fucking won't go)
It won't go down (it fucking won't go)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
It won't go down (it fucking won't go)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
It won't go down (so what it won't go?)
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up, gotta get it, get it up)
(It fuckin' won't go)
(It fuckin' won't go down)