Lyrics:
Germans Love To Insult METhe country condescendswe call it arrogance they call it making friendsScottish don't speak a languageThe British Love To GOBJapanese like to chase me down the streets of NagoyaCanadians talk shit ABOOT meSwede bands copy our soundEverything in Italy is stuck or broken downThe Kiwis I cant rememberRussians turned us awayAustralians are so f**kin cool i got no shit to sayBrazilian cops extort usRussian officers deport usIcelanders feed us horse and whaleMexico gave the shits to usthe French like Jerry LewisThe Greek beat up the opening punk bandThe Dutch are f**kin tallbut Americans win the prize of stupidest of them allSo lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queersAll we need to bring is American drugs and German beers