Lyrics:

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark;
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark;
I take her to the seaside,
Where she likes to spin and twirl;
and she says sure and cool and yeah;
She's my monosyllabic girl.

I take her to the university, she says huh;
I take her to our anniversary, she says one;
I take her to jewelry store,
I say diamonds, she says pearl.
Oh everyone knows I'm in love
With a monosyllabic girl.