All my neighbors are fast asleep And I cant find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So Im headed down the street to first call Me and the Bads were staying up late Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail So I said its only four short blocks to first call Not a walk of shame its a walk of pride Peoples goin to work while were getting cockeyed The suns coming up and the drinks are goin down So shut the fuck up and Ill get the next round
6am, well start all over again No one applying the brakes Well stop the sweats and the shakes Were gonna eat pickled egg Were gonna see Toby Jeg Were not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold And everyone around mes over 60 years old But were gonna share the next hour or two We all got each other and nothing better to do Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb A fat drunk jew starts singing this song I take a closer look and the fat guy is me So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three
6am, well start all over again No one applying the brakes Well stop the sweats and the shakes Were gonna eat pickled egg Were gonna hang with Dave Gregg Were not gonna let sun light help decide when were done
All my neighbors are fast asleep And I cant find anything to drink The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol So Im gonna be the very first one at first call.