Lyrics:

I don't like the things you like
And you don't like the things I like
She don't like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he's got to go
Fuck white power, the KKK
A-s-s-h-o-l-e
Everyone's an asshole (f'ing asshole)
My mom's an asshole (fucking asshole)
You're a fucking asshole (fucking asshole)
And i'm a goddamn asshole
Mom and dad, the grateful dead
Major labels and straight edge
Coors and school and rollerblades
God, Rick James and Oakley shades
Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.D from M.R.R
And fucking Zeppelin, man...
Everyone's an asshole (f'ing asshole)
My mom's an asshole (fucking asshole)
You're a fucking asshole (fucking asshole)
And i'm a goddamn asshole
Everyone's an asshole (f'ing asshole)
My mom's an asshole (fucking asshole)
You're a fucking asshole (fucking asshole)
And i'm a goddamn asshole
Hippies, barleys, Pearl Jam
Chili Peppers, case of Spam
Riot girls, Ponch and John
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things, we hate you too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar Meyer has a way with
B-o-l-o-g-n-a