Lyrics:

I was feelin' the blues, I was watching the news
When this fella came on the TV
He said, 'I'm tellin' you that science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea'

That got me goin' without even knowin'
I packed right up and drove down
Now, I'm on a roll and I swear to my soul
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town

So bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan and never leave dry land
Troubles I forgot 'em, I buried 'em in the sand, so bring me
Two pina coladas, she said goodbye to her good timin' man

Oh, now I've gotta say that the wind and the waves
And the moon winkin' down at me
Eases my mind by leavin' behind
The heartaches that love often brings

Now, I've got a smile that goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam
I've gotta say that I think I've gotta stay
'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home

So bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan and never leave dry land
Troubles I forgot 'em, I buried 'em in the sand, so bring me
Two pina coladas, she said goodbye to her good timin' man