Lyrics:

Take a look at my girlfriend.
She's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend.
Never seem to get a lot.
Take a jumbo across the water.
Like to see America.
See the girls in California.
I'm hoping it's going to come true.
But there's not a lot I can do.
Could we have kippers for breakfast,
Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
They got to have 'em in Texas.
'Cause everyone's a millionaire.
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner.
Do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker!
I'm playing my jokes upon you.
While there's nothing better to do.
Don't you look at my girlfriend.

(Girlfriend.)
She's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend.
(Girlfriend.)
Never seem to get a lot.
(Whatcha got? Not a lot.)
Take a jumbo cross the water.
Like to see America.
See the girls in California.
I'm hoping it's going to come true.
But there's not a lot I can do