Lyrics:

Santa baby, slip a Rolex under the tree
For me
I've been an awful good guy
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa buddy, a sixty five convertible to
Steel blue
I'll wait up for you, dude
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list

Santa paly, I want a yacht and really that's not, alot
I've been a sweetie all year
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need
The deed
To plant a mine
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa buddy, fill my stocking with Canucks tix
For kicks
Through me on the first line
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonignt

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Mercedes
I really do, believe in you
Now let's see if you believe in me

Santa papi, forget to mention one little thing
Cha ching
No I don't mean as a loan
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Oh hurry down the chimney tonight