Lyrics:

I love you, you big dummy, uh
I love you, you big dummy, uh
And love has nobody
And nobody has love
So, I love you, you big dummy, ah
Yes, I love you, you big dummy
You think I'm a lame duck
Well, I don't give a blue fuck
So, you're living like crazy
Trying to be lazy
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
I'm so pretty while I slouch
Throwing up while I crouch
Your guns treat me so
Like a Marco Polo
Well, just keep me around
Got a smile like a sonic boom
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
And I love you, you big dummy
And I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you big dummy
I love you, you dummy
Ow!