Lyrics:

Verse One:

Met her in Austin, she was totally awesome

She had a western drawl, she was pure Texas y'all

Said her name was Eileen, she hailed from Abilene

She'd been known to drink a few and show off her Texas tattoo

Chorus:

You'd want to hold on to Dallas, spend the night in San Antone

Reach Amarillo by morning

All the cowboys want a view of her Texas tattoo

Verse Two:
She'd call your bluff, this lady was tough
Yeah she'd slap you silly if you didn't like Willie
She had eyes blue as that Texas sky
And if tequilla's what she ordered you might make it to the border

Chorus:

And hope you can hold on to Dallas, spend the night in San Antone

Reach Amarillo by morning

All the cowboys want a view of her Texas tattoo

Hand in hand we'd cross that Rio Grande

And deep in the heart of Texas, I'd be her man

(Instrumental like chorus)

Chorus:
If you can hold on to Dallas, spend the night in San Antone

Reach Amarillo by morning

You'd be the cowboy with the view

One of the chosen few to see that lady's Texas tattoo

(spoken)
Ah yes, I'd be her Romeo down in San Antonio
She drives me wacko in Waco yeah