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Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

No! Blame Canada

Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

We need to form a full assault

It's Canada's fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

Well, blame Canada

Blame Canada

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

They're not even a real country, anyway

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck no!

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

With all their hockey hullabaloo

And that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For the smut we must stop, the trash we must smash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us