Lyrics:

There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:
Spatula City! Spatula City!
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color.
And because we eliminate the middle man,
We can sell factory direct to you.
Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas
at a fraction of retail cost?
Spatula City! Spatula City!
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth for just one penny.

Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
And what better way to say, 'I Love You' than with the gift of a spatula.
Spatula City! Spatula City!
'Hello, this is Si Greemsley, president of Spatula City.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.'
Spatual City! Seven locations. We're in the Yellow Pages under spatulas.
'My, where did you get that lovely spatula?'
Spatula City. We sell spatulas, and that's all!'