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If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some situation, that you're facin'
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin' in a welfare line
Well, rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination, of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin' back, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Well, their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar, Association

We're all one big family, throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation, for your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

It represents the mud flaps, six-pack, beer crack, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Well, their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay
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