Lyrics:

Vincent of Jersey.
He's wearing a red and white t-shirt.
He's loving the ladies upon his floor.
A bottle of brandy, a hard box of Camels.
Waiting for love to come knocking on his door.

And he says something like ...
Someday somebody's gonna love me
Someday it's me they're looking for
Somewhere I know somebody wants me 'cause I'm...

Vincent of Jersey.