Lyrics:

Hurry, hurry, step right up See the sideshow in town for only fifty cents Step right up, hurry, hurry before the show begins, my friends Stand in line, get your tickets, I hope you will attend It'll only cost you fifty cents to see What life has done to those like you and me See the man with the broken heart, you'll see that he is sad, he hurts so bad [So bad, so bad] See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had There's got to be no sadder show to see No doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteed So let the sideshow begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the sideshow begin (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Guaranteed to make you cry See the man who's been cryin' for a million years, so many tears [So many tears] See the girl who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs It's more exciting than a one man band The saddest little show in all the land So let the sideshow begin (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the sideshow begin Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Guaranteed to make you cry So let the sideshow begin (Hurry, hurry) Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Guaranteed to make you cry Let the sideshow begin (Step right on in) Hurry, hurry, step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Guaranteed to make you cry (Hurry, hurry) Let the sideshow begin (Step right on in)