Well 5:30 p.m. rolls around There's a little ole joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers And a juke box song ringing in my ear
The next think you know the bartender's pourin' Shots a flowin', got me stoned and All i really know is that i should be goin' But I'm soakin' up the moment
Chorus: I'm All Jacked Up, All Jacked Up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you you get tore up Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
It was gettin' mighty close to nine o'clock What the hell I'll have one more shot Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far Cause a big old girl walked out of the blue Ten foot two with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess i had it comin' I deserved it too
Chorus: Cause I was All Jacked Up, All Jacked Up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my God, it's two o'clock I can't find my keys and my truck's locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window Hurt my elbow, got me in though Two foot later backed in to the light pole All the town folk got a good show
Chorus: All Jacked Up, All Jacked Up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't rive our truck when you're all jacked up
Jacked Up One Thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are