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(Tom Meltzer)My girl's like a wading pool, she's shallow and full of pissAnd I should have left a long time ago but the girl knows how to kissI guess that makes me shallow tooBut I can't change, what's the use?I'm a product of dysfunction and I guess that's my excuseI used to think I was just a bum searching for eternal slackPride, intelligence, motivation: there was nothing that I did not lackBut then I went to see a doctor and he showed me what was whatHe helped me remember a terrible childhood I had plum forgotWell my daddy used to wear a hockey maskHe chased high school girls at nightMy mama used to beat me with a hangerIf the clothes weren't hung up rightIf all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor tooI bet he can convince you the same thing happened to youMy baby and I we live on the flyWe take it day by dayWe're unemployed and we're all annoyedCause our line of work don't payBut since baby went to see the doctor things have started looking goodWe got an agent, he gets us on all the talk showsWe're moving out to HollywoodCause her daddy used to make her play Russian RouletteHe locked her in a bamboo cageWhenever her mom heard NIAGRA FALLSShe flew into a rageIf all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor tooI bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you

5 Chinese Brothers Product Of Dysfunction