Lyrics:

We are gathered here today, in these majestic halls of old
To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby
There's a joke or two, a pun or three, I feel that must be told
Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby
Sathington Willoughby, the legislator that penned us up a bill
That banned the use of certain things like this and that
This and that
This and that
This and that
This and that