Lyrics:

Part 1
(Schlock Rod, Schlock Rod)
I own a 48 Buick and it's olive green
(Schlock rod, ooh, ooh)
All the kids on my block say it sure looks keen
(Schlock rod, ooh, ooh)
There's big chrome stars on the side of the hood
And those six extra tail lights sure look good
(schlock rod, schlock rod)
I, er, buy all my car parts from mail order house
(Schlock rod, ooh, ooh)
And everybody says my car is sure Mickey Mouse
(Mickey Mouse, squeak, squeak)
I got lights in my wheel wells and ports walls
I burn cheap gas and she always stalls
(Schlock rod)

(Schlock rod)
I got one big truck tire that's low on air
(that's cool, cool, cool)
Makes her sit a little lopsided, but I don't care
(Schlock rod, squeak, squeak)
I got twin antennies with the raccoon tails
Spare in the trunk, well it's full of nails
(Schlock rod, Schlock rod)
Look at us go,
Goodness gracious we're traveling fast
Zippidy zip, down the street
You betcha red rider
Follow me, Tonto
Race that Honda
Don't wind her up too much
Oh, oh, oh
It's shakin'
I can feel the vibrations
We're gonna to take off I bet you
I wouldn't bet you