Lyrics:

Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank God you're here

I queefed, enjoy
Smell my love, enjoy
Make the most of my butt-toast
Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery
Come and share a treat with me
I can't recall the last time I washed my feet
We're in for a treat (Wow)

Here's my shoes, enjoy
And here's my socks, enjoy
Make the most of my toe-toast
Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

Ah, the window, get the window, get the window
(Mustard gas)
Get the window
(Billy) Oh no
(Check this out, check it out. Ah, it wasn't very loud)
Hahahahahaha, ahaha
(Let's go to Gooch's and get some apricots)
Why don't you take a wiff of my sniffin' jiff?
(That one packed a punch)
Take a wiff, take a wiff of my sniffin' jiff
Wait, wait, wait. Turn down the stereo, I got a good one, here
Ahh
No wait, listen to this one, listen
Ahh, yeah
Okay guys, roll down your windows, Doug just cut a smelly fart
Roll down your windows, roll down your windows
Guys, roll down your windows

Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank God you're here

I queefed, enjoy
Smell my feces, enjoy
Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas
Enjoy my good friends, enjoy